April 2012
I like to sit in quiet rooms
Sometimes I’m on my laptop.
Sometimes I’m reading.
Sometimes I sit and sew and think.
But regardless of what I’m doing, when the room is quiet for too long I have to let out a massive HONK LAUGH.
I learned somewhere in my dogs 14 years that she hates my laugh.
No matter the occasion, if I let out the laugh, she stands calmly, and leaves the room.
I find this unbearably...
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blasianxbri:
OMG :O LMFAO
Are you ever like, hey I don't know how to be...
And then watch forty-six minutes of How To’s on youtube?
Boyfriend and I were srs bizns last night
*I babbled on about how much I love his eyes or some bullshit that happens when he’s next to me and I can look away from Spaceballs/Salt and Vinegar chips/ Dragon Age long enough to notice how HOT STUFF he is*
*boyfriend looks at me longingly*
*MAKE SUPER MAC DADDY MOVE DO I YES I DO*
*nothing happens*
Boyfriend: We should get one of every type of Bulldog.
Comme d'habitude: So ... →
iwantcupcakes:
Around a couple of hours ago, I was in the library and the thunder wouldn’t let up.
So I thought to myself: “GO AWAY THOR! People are trying to work here. Why don’t you go and buy some Pantene for your hair.”
The thunder stopped.
I was pretty pleased with my (geeky) self.
Then a little over…
Also there is a child outside screaming rather...
Also
I’M BAAAAAAAAACK
Also did you see how fucking cool my nails are?
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EDWARD CULLEN... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
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