I like to sit in quiet rooms
Sometimes I’m on my laptop. Sometimes I’m reading. Sometimes I sit and sew and think. But regardless of what I’m doing, when the room is quiet for too long I have to let out a massive HONK LAUGH. I learned somewhere in my dogs 14 years that she hates my laugh. No matter the occasion, if I let out the laugh, she stands calmly, and leaves the room. I find this unbearably...
blasianxbri: OMG :O LMFAO
Are you ever like, hey I don't know how to be...
And then watch forty-six minutes of How To’s on youtube?
Boyfriend and I were srs bizns last night
*I babbled on about how much I love his eyes or some bullshit that happens when he’s next to me and I can look away from Spaceballs/Salt and Vinegar chips/ Dragon Age long enough to notice how HOT STUFF he is* *boyfriend looks at me longingly* *MAKE SUPER MAC DADDY MOVE DO I YES I DO* *nothing happens* Boyfriend: We should get one of every type of Bulldog.
Comme d'habitude: So ... →
iwantcupcakes: Around a couple of hours ago, I was in the library and the thunder wouldn’t let up. So I thought to myself: “GO AWAY THOR! People are trying to work here. Why don’t you go and buy some Pantene for your hair.” The thunder stopped. I was pretty pleased with my (geeky) self. Then a little over…
Also there is a child outside screaming rather...
Also I’M BAAAAAAAAACK
Also did you see how fucking cool my nails are?
EDWARD CULLEN... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it ...