January 2012
snakesovchrist:
for ten minutes after I masturbate, everything is alright
Job hunting, not fun.
Justice Minister declares all same-sex marriages... →
wolfkazumaru:
youth-in-politics:
On Friday, he expressed empathy with those caught up in the confusion and assured them that changes will be made to ensure that both their marriages and divorces are legally valid.
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The Civil Marriage Act will be changed to ensure that any marriages performed in Canada that aren’t recognized in the couple’s home jurisdiction will be recognized in Canada...
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The tastebuds staged a coup d'etat!
Boyfriend: What is this?
Me: Dried whipped cream.
Boyfriend: Why?
Me: I had cake for breakfast.
Boyfriend: I meant why hasn't it been cleaned? Wait what? You don't even like cake.
Me: Shhhhhhh
