snakesovchrist: for ten minutes after I masturbate, everything is alright
Job hunting, not fun.
Justice Minister declares all same-sex marriages... →
wolfkazumaru: youth-in-politics: On Friday, he expressed empathy with those caught up in the confusion and assured them that changes will be made to ensure that both their marriages and divorces are legally valid. […] The Civil Marriage Act will be changed to ensure that any marriages performed in Canada that aren’t recognized in the couple’s home jurisdiction will be recognized in Canada...
The tastebuds staged a coup d'etat!
Boyfriend: What is this?
Me: Dried whipped cream.
Me: I had cake for breakfast.
Boyfriend: I meant why hasn't it been cleaned? Wait what? You don't even like cake.