September 2011
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Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
thatfunnyblog:
I’m just here like:
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Reblog if your momma is CRAZY!
jstforkicks:
jadeofficial:
I love my moms to death, but she is NUTS!
She put the fear of God in me
I’m only scared of my mom if she allows me to be scared : |
Things I miss about LOST #1:
gingerhaze:
How people would sometimes randomly blow up in the middle of a sentence.
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He calls me his cute little vixen
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greenelantern:
let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal
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Oh god I'm so bloated
asdl;fkjals;dfkj someone liked something that I...
Steve: So you're kind of competitive, eh?
Me: I'm not that competitive.
Steve: Hun, you just raced me to my car, and told me to suck your dick when you won.
Me: So I'm a little competitive.
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Me: Oh my god I'm so excited for my days off.
Steve: So whatcha gonna do?
Me: I am going to crash, order a pizza, steal my brothers xbox, and play 30 hours of fable.
Steve: Hot.
Me: See this is why I'm single, who wants a girl like that?
Steve: WE ALL DO. EVERY GUY WANTS A GIRL LIKE THAT. WE ALL WANT A GIRL LIKE THAT.
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you've never looked more beautiful, darling: So... →
ellewinchester:
I was going for an interview at a school for a teaching position and it was going very well
i also suddenly had a neck tattoo or something?
it was actually p. cool it was like a 1950s pinup sailor and like the ocean or something
shut up it was rad as fuck
anyway they seemed to be fine with…
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Oh my god 51 minutes until I'm off of work and I...
It's fine. Bill Cosby is more than an appropriate...
ODSAF:ALKSFJ:LAJSSF
So newguy and I are making plans to wake up crazy early (something we just don’t do y’all know me) to go to a museum that’s in my town that I have actually never gone to.
And he says:
We’ll be all tired, zombie-ing our way around a museum.. I wouldn’t miss that for the world.
And I go:
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asd;lfkjasl;dfjas;ldfk YES
So on Facebook on the right hand side it read
“So-and-so Likes Damage”
And right under neath it it said
“So-and-another-so Likes DD Women”
But I read it as
“So-and-so Likes DamageD Women”
And I peed laffin a little bit yes
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I'm going to open a store next to forever 21 and... →
10knotes:
….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Him: Oh my god you were so hot in that picture
Me: Which one?
Him: This one.. oh it's a few years old
Me: Yeah.. I was 16 in 2007
Him: OH MY GOD I'M A PEDOPHILE
Me: I'm 20 now.
Him: OH MY GOD I WOULD HAVE BEEN A PEDOPHILE
Me: It totally would have been legal
Him: OH MY GOD LEGAL PEDOPHILIA NOT COOL
Was I making sexual innuendos while you were...
You know I’m the girl rite?
HESA KEEPER
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There are a bunch of yahoo's yelling and screaming...
I want to be one of them.
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That awkward moment when you're with your friend
and they start kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend so you’re just like:
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Boy: you're so pretty :)
Girl: Wow thanks :)
Boy: haha yeah you know...
Girl: haha yeahhhh
Boy: :)
Girl: :)
Boy: (:
Boy: (stores girl in large throat pouch)
Boy is actually a pelican
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So you know the changes on Facebook?
How they rigged it so that there will be a little blue triangle on the top left of a post if they figure you’ll like it?
The only little blue triangles I get are on my own posts.
Oh Facebook, you understand me.
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Sorry guise but my internet is le suck tonight so...
And this is why I carry the complete special edition lord of the rings in my purse.
Damnit. He's a pothead. Knew there was a catch.
Libby's best lines #4 "I'm sorry I missed it. I...
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He's back whooooooo!
Gahhhhhhhh come back and hit on me more
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