Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
thatfunnyblog: I’m just here like:
Reblog if your momma is CRAZY!
jstforkicks: jadeofficial: I love my moms to death, but she is NUTS! She put the fear of God in me I’m only scared of my mom if she allows me to be scared : |
Things I miss about LOST #1:
gingerhaze: How people would sometimes randomly blow up in the middle of a sentence.
He calls me his cute little vixen
greenelantern: let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal
Oh god I'm so bloated
asdl;fkjals;dfkj someone liked something that I...
Steve: So you're kind of competitive, eh?
Me: I'm not that competitive.
Steve: Hun, you just raced me to my car, and told me to suck your dick when you won.
Me: So I'm a little competitive.
Me: Oh my god I'm so excited for my days off.
Steve: So whatcha gonna do?
Me: I am going to crash, order a pizza, steal my brothers xbox, and play 30 hours of fable.
Me: See this is why I'm single, who wants a girl like that?
Steve: WE ALL DO. EVERY GUY WANTS A GIRL LIKE THAT. WE ALL WANT A GIRL LIKE THAT.
you've never looked more beautiful, darling: So... →
ellewinchester: I was going for an interview at a school for a teaching position and it was going very well i also suddenly had a neck tattoo or something? it was actually p. cool it was like a 1950s pinup sailor and like the ocean or something shut up it was rad as fuck anyway they seemed to be fine with…
Oh my god 51 minutes until I'm off of work and I...
It's fine. Bill Cosby is more than an appropriate...
So newguy and I are making plans to wake up crazy early (something we just don’t do y’all know me) to go to a museum that’s in my town that I have actually never gone to. And he says: We’ll be all tired, zombie-ing our way around a museum.. I wouldn’t miss that for the world. And I go:
So on Facebook on the right hand side it read “So-and-so Likes Damage” And right under neath it it said “So-and-another-so Likes DD Women” But I read it as “So-and-so Likes DamageD Women” And I peed laffin a little bit yes
I'm going to open a store next to forever 21 and... →
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Him: Oh my god you were so hot in that picture
Me: Which one?
Him: This one.. oh it's a few years old
Me: Yeah.. I was 16 in 2007
Him: OH MY GOD I'M A PEDOPHILE
Me: I'm 20 now.
Him: OH MY GOD I WOULD HAVE BEEN A PEDOPHILE
Me: It totally would have been legal
Him: OH MY GOD LEGAL PEDOPHILIA NOT COOL
Was I making sexual innuendos while you were...
You know I’m the girl rite? HESA KEEPER
There are a bunch of yahoo's yelling and screaming...
I want to be one of them.
That awkward moment when you're with your friend
and they start kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend so you’re just like:
Boy: you're so pretty :)
Girl: Wow thanks :)
Boy: haha yeah you know...
Girl: haha yeahhhh
Boy: (stores girl in large throat pouch)
Boy is actually a pelican
So you know the changes on Facebook?
How they rigged it so that there will be a little blue triangle on the top left of a post if they figure you’ll like it? The only little blue triangles I get are on my own posts. Oh Facebook, you understand me.
Sorry guise but my internet is le suck tonight so...
And this is why I carry the complete special edition lord of the rings in my purse.
Damnit. He's a pothead. Knew there was a catch.
Libby's best lines #4 "I'm sorry I missed it. I...
He's back whooooooo!
Gahhhhhhhh come back and hit on me more