July 2011
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Unpopular opinion: I don't really gaf about...
TEACHIN DESE BOYS HOWTA DRINK
AND ALSO SHUFFLE
BITCH I AM A MASTER SHUFFLER
Boredboredboredboredbored
And everything smells like KFC
I does not want to work. I want to sit and dance.
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Has lost ten pounds because of LMFAO
Spending embarrassing amounts of money on singles...
MY BABY BOY IS COMING TO SEE ME TODAY
WELL HES NOT MY BABY
BUT I WILL TAKE HIM
Do I have to make it myself? COS I SWEAR TO FUCK I...
ENDLESS AND ENDLESS PAGES OF SHIT THAT I DONT WANT...
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KAY ITS FOR ELLIE KAY
IM BUYIN
IF Y’ALL WANT TO HELP ME
YOU WILL ALSO GET CREDIT
AND I KNOW Y’ALL ARE HORNY FOR ELLIE
SO MESSAGE ME AND WE WILL FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT KAY?!
Also: I am the master at gifts and I will not stop...
So when I got drunk and fell asleep last night I...
Sorry, DeLani, I have fallen in like, and I cannot...
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BABY YOU'RE A...
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT OH MY FUCK IS IT ELLIES...
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MEMBER WHEN I USED TO MAKE CRAZY LONG GIF SPAMS ANNOUNCING MY LOVE TO THIS WOMAN?
KAY
WELL
SHALL WE TRY AGAIN?
Ellie, the day I met you, I knew my life was complete.
Even though I was like eight and a general angry bitch.
Which lasted for several years..
But you didn’t really ever notice. Which was...
THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE (FOUR) THAT I MISS...
I brushed my kitty tat last night and gathered all...
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Dogs are better people than people.
I mean, we think of dogs as pets, and my dog thinks of me as a gigantic freakishly bald dog.
I am one of her own.
And she loves me crazily and unconditionally, regardless of my genetic mutation.
damonsmeal:
tw-syk0:
aislingmahon:
...
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HE LOOKS A WHOLE LOT LIKE JEEESSUSSS AND HE DONT...
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Offering my body to science. Time & time again.:... →
bro-bots:
monkeyslutisblown:
erikawithac:
bubonickitten:lesbo-a-gogo:bubonickitten:
I refuse to call them ~*feminine hygiene*~ supplies.
Anyway… why are the boxes all dainty and soft? It’s all pastel pink, pastel blue, flowers, etc. Don’t get me wrong, I like pastels…
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WATCHIN THE RUNAWAYS AND LOTS OF PIZZA
EVERYTHING IS WONDERFULLLLLLL
I kinda wanna bone punk Stewart.
Strange?
STOP YOUR DOG FROM BARKING JESUS CHRIST ITS THE...
True stories:
Nikki: You know, The Irish Wonder just really doesn’t seem like your type..
Me: What? You mean over a decade older than me with an ex wife, four children from two different women and a criminal past?
Nikki: You’re right. Totally your type.
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Reblog if you have made a friend online that you...
upfishsinclair:
Why can't today go by as fast as yesterday damnit.
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So then I spent until 2:30 in the park making out...
Dkjdkdkdkfdkjfdjk helllooooooo mister wonderful
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Sooo.. my mom came into my room
And discovered a jar of red brick dust, sage brushes, vials of holy water, and a whole bunch of roses
Asked what the roses were for
Uhh making rosewater for my skin
Ooohhh your gramma used to do that!
Thank god she didn’t find the graveyard dirt, or we’d be in serious trouble.
Watchcatstiel:
rouges:
instant boner
i’ve never been more turned on in my life
Things I have discovered today:
My brother makes fantastic mixed drinks
Why do I even *have* MSNÉ
My computer likes to change the keyboard to Canadian French
Why do I even *have* MSN??
I am running out of time to book holidays
Cant be bovvered
That I may not have, in fact, lived in multiple haunted places, but may in fact be haunted personally
After several bottlecaps and screw drivers I am thinking about converting...
When someone mentions your Twilight phase
INTERNET FIXED
I
PWN.
SO.
HARD.
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Reblog if you had a boner today.
