April 2011
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Hey.. remember when I said that we weren't losing...
Apparently I was lying.
Sorry.
Willy's so nervous that I can't stop squeeing.
Reason #3 why I wasn’t invited.
So now the crowd is screaming "We want Will!"
A little late ladies, it is his wedding day.
ellewinchester:
It’s almost three in the morning and my mom just called me all excited because she got asked out on a date by a girl.
I was a little confused because as far as I know, my mum is straight, so when I inquired, she said that she turned down the date, but that she was with a group of men and was the only one to get hit on by a woman that night and “really felt like one of the...
Watching the royal wedding like a sucka.
oh my god after months of having this in my drafts...
So uhh.. Tumblr doesn't do for me what it used to.
I think there’s something wrong with me.
I mean.. I’m enjoying being outside.
And with real people.
And not trolling on the internet for hours on end.
And having new hobbies.
And being a productive member of society.
Ohgodohgodohgod.
I need help.
Feel so much better now.
Even though I had my boobies kneaded for an hour.
Oh well, at least the radiologist was hot.
Anywho!
Didn’t find any abnormal lumps!
Probably don’t have cancer!
Two weeks until it’s definite!
That's a girl on my arm and I'm armed with a...
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Hanging out with my papa and talking about my...
*papa and me talking about voting when a friend of papa’s interrupts and starts talking*
Friend: Oh! How exciting!
Me: Oh thank you! I am quite excited!!
Friend: And who are you voting for?
Me: I think you mean “And for whom are you voting?” I know ending sentences in prepositions isn’t really that big of a deal in todays society, I mean, no one really speaks like that...
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My brother is leaving for Whistler in 3 hours and...
Not cos he’s going and I’m not.
Hell I paid for the trip.
But cos he’s my baby.
My little brother.
I am literally at a loss as to what to do without him.
adf;ljasklfj
sparklyhellos said: Well obviously my diet has...
thedeanwinchester:
Oh, yes, I would love it! I’ve been eating the hearts of children, but that doesn’t seem to do the trick… I never thought about the orphan tears!
Orphan tears do wonders for the skin, ma’ dear.
I should have never discovered Stylish.
Now I change my tumblr dashboard every four seconds and am NEVER SATISFIED
That feeling when you're hearing that new added...
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I didn't know it was possible.. but this steak is...
"art school is the nuts"
irregardlessly:
i love finding fun things at my job.
this is from a letter written in 1934.
i would be friends with the author - no questions asked.
I say my bed's too small so that you don't try to...
It’s actually a queen.
Truth is, I’m a bed hog.
And you’re ugly.
i'm terrible at comforting people. i'm just like
sixbucksandadrpepper:
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How To Make a Super Cool Bulbasaur Costume
ellewinchester:
Guhh I spent all day watching Royal Wedding shit...
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My brother and I are closer than we let on.
So I have this thing where my door has to be left open, but it has to be the exact amount of open, my brother was leaving my room once and asked me just how closed I wanted it. So I said “As wide as your head”
So he stuck his head in between the frame and the door and closed it *lightly* on himself. I giggled like a maniac.
He now does this every time he leaves my room.
I giggle...