And all other strong, scruffy, square-jawed, hard working, (Canadian) manly men who do manly-men things. Who make me realize that even if I swear to myself that I am swearing off of men until I figure out my life, if they were able to stand willing and wanting in front of me.. Their clothes would be off faster than they could say “Eh”.
Especially Mike Rowe.
Sunflower seeds are THE best anti-smoking aid available. Keep this in mind.
For bringing my parcel so quickly : ) I was quite anxious with anticipation waiting on my Nikon to arrive. And boyyy is she pretty.
/squeeee : D
Day 2 (I’ve only had one today :3 )
So.. I need to distract my mind and my hands and my mouth.
I have nicorette.
And I have pokemon.
NOW. I shall tell you a tale.
So, it’s late, and I desperately want a cigarette = I decide to challenge the Elite Four.
I stock up on revives and hyper potions, and fight Ford (I am Arthur, he is Ford, if you get the joke, you are my best friend.) I beat the bug guy no problemo, I’m a sucker for the fire pokemon, always choose em, always, ever since I first plugged in Red.
Get to the 2nd, old bitch, with her ground type.
WHOOPS MY ASS.
TWICE.
Pokemans, how dare you ??? You were supposed to DISTRACT me from smoking.
NOT MAKE ME NEED ONE MOREEEEE.
But, it was only one : )
PROGRESS IS BEING MADE.
Fuck you Khold.
Day one.
Debt makes you put your life in perspective, as fucked up as that sounds. It allows you to make the important choices that need to be made. It shows you your own strengths.
And I am fucking strong.
I’m quitting smoking.
That’s right.
Anyone who knows me, knows that I smoke like a mother flippin’ chimney, and have laughed continuously at anyone who tries to make me quit. I have developed many quips, many phrases, and retorts as to why I should never, or will never quit.
But, alas, it is my time.
I’m grateful for my life!!
And my brother trickfucked me. >:|
So, from now on, as I munch on piles and piles of nicorette (which, by the way is 1000% more expensive than normal gum) I shall be grateful for my lungs and my life. And you shall have to listen to why.
Starting today, day one, I shall express one thing that I am grateful for.
Appreciate your life. You’ve only got one.