My son says his favorite movie is The Phantom Menace. And I explained to him:...– Jon Stewart is doing parenting right. (via isabelthespy) (via fuckyeahjonstewart)
I can’t prove it, but I can say it.– Stephen Colbert (via sourstripe) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert)
The Democrats are going to change everything. We’re going to have gay parents...– Stephen Colbert (via ihatethismess) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert)
your sexy scares them off?!
I LIEK A BAER
SEXY LIEK A BAER
YOUS LIEK A SEXY POST-SEC
Had pants on for a full 40 minutes today
I’m gonna shower, I’m gonna shave my legs, I’m gonna put on some tight jeans and red lipstick, but first. I’m going to sleep.
Tumblarity makes no fuckin sense. Neither does the new MSN, or “Windows Live Messenger” as it likes to be called. Or why they needed to invent QWERTY keys, it’s just like a tiny keyboard, however I can’t use all of my fingers. I don’t like any of this. I don’t cope well with changes. That is all.