Big Ass Bucket of Problem Salve

THE DUKE OF URL: I am Libby, Lizzy, the vixen version of Arthur Dent and I may or may not have a Messiah complex. Be forewarned that my life is an experiment much like Schrodinger's cat, if he were to want to put Franks' Red Hot on everything. This is not the blog you were looking for, move along, move along.

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*<p>GPOY</p>

fidoruh:

asylum-art:

Everyday Objects With Faces Are Awesome

When you walk around and look at everything around you, chances are, you may see a face. It may be human, it may be an animal, but sometimes you can see faces in inanimate objects. This is called Pareidolia: Seeing faces in random things!

I’m glad I’m not the only one that sees them

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What I love about social justice white people

sage-kun:

juxtapiration:

is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.

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I think its been a long ass time since I&#8217;ve shown you my face.
Whoops.
Mandatory paid for wine tasting this morning so I had to be up super early to get escorted to the hotel (poor fucking me I know)
Bwuahaha.
Now I&#8217;ll take the rest of the day off paid to sit and tumblr.

I think its been a long ass time since I’ve shown you my face.

Whoops.

Mandatory paid for wine tasting this morning so I had to be up super early to get escorted to the hotel (poor fucking me I know)

Bwuahaha.

Now I’ll take the rest of the day off paid to sit and tumblr.