i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
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THE DUKE OF URL: I am Libby, Lizzy, the vixen version of Arthur Dent and I may or may not have a Messiah complex. Be forewarned that my life is an experiment much like Schrodinger's cat, if he were to want to put Franks' Red Hot on everything. This is not the blog you were looking for, move along, move along.
A red-eyed tree frog. Photograph: Megan Lorenz / Rex Features/Rex Features
Guess who spent $50 on a haircut that made them look the exact same way as yesterday?
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This is why I just do it myself.
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everyone get off my dick i’m a lone wolf